‘Opinion’

  • The best way to watch the BCS title game is not at all

    Dec 7, 11 • 639 Views • OpinionNo Comments

    by In the spirit of The Onion…According to executive director Bill Hancock, the BCS power brokers are in utter disbelief that the nation’s numb-skulled, window-licking sports fans will tune in to watch the national championship game Jan. 9, 2012....

  • Crafty wordsmanship, gift of gab not required for garrulous game

    Dec 7, 11 • 915 Views • OpinionNo Comments

    by It’s official: Words With Friends has taken over my life. This is highly inconvenient considering how much I still have to get done before break. It’s gotten so bad that I actually considered deleting the app from my phone, but I didn’t. Instead, I...

  • Trip to hair salon causes reflections on awkwardness

    Dec 7, 11 • 686 Views • OpinionNo Comments

    by I’ve printed out a picture of what I want, and I hope when I show the hair stylist she’ll know exactly what to do. Of course, if she did something horrible to my hair, I wouldn’t complain. I’m no Mother Teresa, I’m just afraid to challenge hair...

  • Five hottest gadgets for Christmas

    Dec 7, 11 • 666 Views • OpinionNo Comments

    by It’s that time of year again. Holiday cheer is in the air. Like every Christmas, though, finding the right gift can be hard to come by. In recent years it seems that hot new electronic gadgets get carted away from stocked shelves faster than simple gifts...

  • Copyright claims deprive editor of YouTube jukebox

    Dec 7, 11 • 647 Views • OpinionNo Comments

    by I have a confession: I don’t pay for all the music I listen to. Surprised? I wouldn’t be if I heard the same thing. Though there’s a difference in my case; I don’t pirate music. No, I’m a firm believer in the practice of using YouTube as my...

  • Knight Vision

    Dec 7, 11 • 575 Views • Knight VisionNo Comments

    by Why are you here? No, not in the existentialist sense – we don’t care why you think you’re on earth. What we, at The Knight, want you to consider is less philosophical. Why are you here, at Gannon? Is it to learn the functions of the all the muscles...

  • Postgraduate inquiries given nothing but the cold shoulder

    Nov 30, 11 • 560 Views • OpinionNo Comments

    by If someone else asks me what I’ll be doing or where I’ll be living six months after graduation, my head is going to explode like one of the mountains on Jessica Simpson’s face before Proactiv. I’ll tell that them I’ll be holding up residence in...

  • Superstar studded league leaves NBA, LeBron searching for soul

    Nov 30, 11 • 682 Views • OpinionNo Comments

    by I must have been terrible this year, because I found out that I’ll be receiving the worst gift I can think of – watching LeBron James play on Christmas Day. Excuse me if I’m not jumping out of my seat in excitement at the prospect of the NBA lockout...

  • Knight Vision

    Nov 30, 11 • 568 Views • Knight VisionNo Comments

    by There’s bound to be a schoolwork hangover after Thanksgiving break. All the tryptophan consumed, time spent with family and friends, and the small taste of holiday cheer will make it hard – if not nearly impossible – to focus on the last three weeks...

  • Editor hopes to acquire new brain, brighten future

    Nov 30, 11 • 647 Views • OpinionNo Comments

    by I wish I had the brain to be an engineer. Not only because engineers seem to get paid a lot more than journalists – and they have a lot more job opportunities – but because I’m a girl. As far as I can tell, there are about five girl engineers in the...